NOTE: This was written on April 11, 2020, but published a year later, after I realized it was sitting in drafts. WTF Lindsey Why why why Am I wasting my time On your decline So disappointing, Mr. Graham. My hubby says you have no spine And I laugh and say this isn’t kindergarten And yet, it’s ironic that it happens to rhyme. Spine and decline. Oh, Mr. Graham What happened to you? So secure in your seat.