WTF Lindsey

NOTE: This was written on April 11, 2020, but published a year later, after I realized it was sitting in drafts.

WTF Lindsey

Why why why

Am I wasting my time

On your decline

So disappointing, Mr. Graham.

My hubby says you have no spine

And I laugh and say this isn’t kindergarten

And yet, it’s ironic that it happens to rhyme.

Spine and decline.

Oh, Mr. Graham

What happened to you?

So secure in your seat.

Oblivious of the heat.

Or better, not caring

About the fractures in the constituency

You say you represent.